The 10  best things
to say if caught sleeping at your desk

10.	They told me at the blood   bank this might happen.
9.	This is just a 15 minute power nap like they raved about
in that time management course you sent me to.
8.	Whew! Guess I left the top off the Whiteout. You
probably got here just in time.
7.	I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission
statement and envisioning a new paradigm.
6.	I was testing my keyboard for drool resistance.
5.	I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve
work-related stress. Do you discriminate against people who
practice Yoga?
4.	Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out
a solution to our biggest problem.
3.	The coffee machine is broken...
2.	Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot...
And the #1 best thing to say ...
1.	... in Jesus' name. Amen.