Now that summer's over, we can reflect on an American
summertime tradition: T-Shirts. Whether you've worn them,
laughed at them or groaned while reading them,  T-Shirts
provide a reliable diversion during the dog days of summer.
1)	So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me
2)	Old Age Comes at a Bad Time
3)	God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends
4)	If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven,
I Ain't Going
5)	At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All,
Heard It All... I Just Can't Remember It All
6)	My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips
7)	I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head
Tell Me To Do
9)	If It's Called Tourist Season,
Why Can't We Hunt Them?
10)	Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount
11)	Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience
With Princes, Seeks Frog
12)	No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman")
13)	(on the back of a passing motorcyclist) If You Can Read
This, My Wife Fell Off
14)	I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now
15)	(Over the outline of the state of Minnesota) My
Governor Can Beat Up Your Governor
16)	Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little
Shopping.
17)	What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About
18)	I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a
Vegetarian
19)	(on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party
(on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge
20)	Coffee, Chocolate, Men...
Some Things Are Just Better Rich
21)	Liberal Arts Major...Will Think For Money
22)	IRS-Be Audit You Can Be 
23)	Gravity...It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
24)	If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen
25)	Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship