What if Dr. Seuss did technical writing?

If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, and the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, and the address of the memory makes your œoppy disk abort, then the socket packet pocket has an error to report.
If the cursor Þnds a menu item followed by a dash, and the double-clicking icon puts your window in the trash, and your data is corrupted åcause the index doesn¼t hash, then your situation¼s hopeless and your system¼s gonna crash!

If the label on the cable on the table at your house, says the network is connected to the button on your mouse, but your packets want to tunnel on another protocol, that¼s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall, and your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, so your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang, åcause as sure as I¼m a poet, the sucker¼s gonna hang!

When the copy of your œoppy¼s getting sloppy on the disk, and the microcode instructions cause unnecessary risk, then you have to œash your memory and you¼ll want to RAM your ROM. Quickly turn off the computer and be sure to tell your mom.

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